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	'88 Green Meadows Spa (Ned/Monica) '88 The Shock of a Lifetime (Ned/Qs) '89 Alan Gets Suspicious (Ned/Monica/Alan/Colton) '89 Another Seduction (Ned/Monica) '89 Alan's Confrontations (Ned/Monica/Alan/Tracy/Dr. Tom Hardy) '90 The Truth Comes Out (Ned/Monica/Quartermaines/Larry Ashton) '91 Silent Observers (Ned/Tracie/Larry/Q's/Paul) '91 Cutbacks (Ned/Tracie/Larry/Q's/Paul) '91 Edward is Alive! (Ned/Tracie/Q's) '91 The Newest Quartermaine (Ned/Jenny/Tracie/Paul/Q's) '91 "A PhD in Tracy Quartermaine" (Ned/Jenny/Simpson/Amy/Shelia) 12/91 New Year's Eve (Ned/Jenny/Qs) '92 The Virgin Bride (Ned's and Jenny's Wedding) (Ned/Jenny/Cast) '92 Ned's and Jenny's Reception (Ned/Jenny/Cast) '92 The Swiss Alps (Ned's and Jenny's Honeymoon) (Ned/Jenny) '92 Cannery Woes (Ned/Jenny/Julia) '92 "Full Scale War" (Ned/Jenny/Bill/Sheila) '92 Phantom of the Opera (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Paul/Qs) '92 "Mrs. Fire and Ice" (Ned/Jenny) '92 The Bleachers (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Qs) '92 Decorating the Mansion (Ned/Jenny/Edward) '92 "Motherly Instinct" (Ned/Jenny/Edward/Tracy/Paul) '92 "Happy Hunting" (Ned/Qs) '92 Distracted (Ned/Jenny) '92 "Be Our Guest" (Ned/Jenny/Bill/Paul/Tracy) '92 "Master Ashton" (Ned/Jenny) '92 Subtle Needs (Ned/Julia) '92 "A Nooner" (Ned/Jenny) '92 "Mr. Businessman" (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Simon/Bill/Tracy/Paul) '92 "The Amy and Gary Show" (Ned/Jenny/Amy Gary) '92 Dillon's Birth (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Paul) '92 "United Front" (Ned/Qs/Jenny/) '92 "Strong Stock" (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Paul/Lila) '92 "Little Miss Sunshine" (Ned/Jenny) '92 Arguments and Disagreements (Ned/Jenny) '92 The Grand Re-opening of The Outback (Ned/Jenny/Cast) '92 "The Journal Bombshell" (Ned/Monica) '92 "Interesting Offer" (Ned/Simon) '92 "Partners" (Ned/Julia) '92 The Jacuzzi (Ned/Jenny/Paul/Simon) '92 "Hire a Cook" (Ned/Jenny/Sly) '92 "Modern Times" (Ned/Edward) '92 "A Dickens" (Ned/Jenny/Sly) S P '92 Ned's First Groupie (Ned/Jenny) '92 "One Shiny Red Hotel" (Ned/Jenny/Julia) '92 The Storm (Ned/Julia) '92 The Aftermath of the Storm (Ned/Julia/Qs/Jenny/Paul) '92 Reginald's First Day (Ned/Qs/Tracy/Jenny/Paul/Reginald) '92 "I Love My Wife" (Ned/Julia) '92 "Mile High Club" (Ned/Jenny) '92 Romantic Disaster (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Paul) '92 "Playing Mogul" (Ned/Jenny) '92 "Personal Question" (Ned/Brenda/Julia/Jenny) '92 Insatiable Appetite (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Scotty/Dominique) '92 "Wake Up, Darling" (Ned/Tracy/Julia) '92 The Spa Job (Ned/Jenny/Julia) '92 More Than Business Partners (Ned/Julia/Brenda) '92 "Peace Offerings" (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Tracy) '92 "New Leaf" (Ned/Tracy) '92 Junior's First Job (Ned/AJ/Jenny/Julia) '92 "Two-Career Family" (Ned/Jenny) '92 "A Summer in Provence" (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Bill/Holly) '92 "A Night to Forget" (Ned/Jenny/Julia) '92 "An Old Fashioned Chauvinist" (Ned/Jenny/Julia) '92 "Secrets" (Ned/Tracy/Jenny/Paul) '92 "Truthteller" (Ned/Tracy/AJ/Julia/Jenny/Paul) '92 "Nobody's Pregnant" (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Paul/Nikki/AJ/Jason/Karen/Steven/Audrey/Q's) '92 Liars and Fools (Ned/Jenny) 10/92 Marital Problems (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Tracy) 10/92 Marco Dane (Ned/Tracy/Reginald/Marco) 10/92 Lies (Ned/Jenny) 10/92 "White Knight" (Ned/Jenny/Tracy/Marco) 10/92 The Enlightenment of Ned Ashton (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Tracy/Angela/Cast) 10/92 Marital Bliss (Ned/Julia/Jenny/Tracy/Angela) 10/92 The Art Show (Ned/Jenny/Julia/Cast) '93 What's Good for the Goose (Alan/Monica) 5/93 Hit and Run (Ned/Julia/Jenny/Tracy/Bill/Paul/Cast) 5/93 "She's Still My Wife" (Ned/Julia/Jenny/Tracy/Paul) 5/93 "Friends" (Ned/Julia/Jenny) 5/93 "The End of the Road" (Ned/Tracy/Edward) 5/93 "I Love You" (Ned/Tracy/Julia/Scott/Lucy) '93 "Business Before Pleasure" (Ned/Julia/Sean/Lucy/Scott) '93 "Nepotism" (Ned/AJ/Julia) '93 "Cheap Date" (Ned/Lila) '93 "A Loser Like Me" (Ned/AJ) '93 "Not Even a Postcard" (Ned/Jenny) '93 "Lord Ashton Jr.: The Cantakerous Quartermaine" (Ned/Jenny/Paul) '93 "A Free Man" (Ned/Katherine/Julia/Scott/AJ) '93 "Psychological Shenanigans" (Ned/Julia/AJ) '93 "AJ Will Screw Up Again" (Ned/Qs) '93 "Divorce Presents" (Ned/Jenny/Lila) '93 Quartermaine Courtesan (Ned/Julia/AJ/Edward) '93 Birthday Traditions (Ned/Damian/Edward/Lila/Jason) '93 Old Feelings (Ned/Jenny/Bill) '93 No More Chances (Ned/Jenny) '93 "Not Your Average Ex" (Ned/Damian) S P '93 "Blackmail Material" (Ned/Damian) S P M '93 "Little Sister" (Ned/Brenda/Damian/Lucy) S '93 "I'm Eddie. Eddie Maine." (Ned/Lois/Idle Rich) S 12/93 A Piece of the Dream (Eddie/Lois) 12/93 "The Old Man's Oven" (Ned/Qs/Damian) 12/93 "Another Man's Challenge" (Ned/Damian/Katherine/Eddie/Lois) 12/93 "An Official Eddie Maine Day Off" (Eddie/Lois) 12/93 New Year's Eve (Eddie/Lois/Idle Rich) S Ned's Nightmare (Ned/Cast) S '94 "Mr. Corporate America in Black Leather Pants" (Ned/Brenda) '94 Two Worlds Collide (Ned/Brenda/Lois) 5/30/94 "A Dreamy Kind of Reality" (Ned/Katherine/Eddie/Lois) 6/--/94 "Straddling the Fence" (Eddie/Lois) 6/--/94 "What's In It For Me?" (Ned/Qs) 6/--/94 "Come Clean" (Ned/Brenda/Lee Baldwin) 6/--/94 Washington, D.C. (Eddie/Lois/Brenda/Ned/Sonny) S '94 Mr. and Mrs. "Eddie Maine" (Ned/Lois) 6/--/94 Coney Island Girl (Eddie/Lois/Gloria/Carmine) S '94 "The Biggest Scoundrel on Earth" (Ned/Brenda/Jason) S '94 A Deal with the Devil (Ned/Qs) 6/--/94 No Pre-nup? (Ned/Katherine) S '94 Bigamy (Ned/Brenda) 6/--/94 "Hello, Mrs. Maine" (Eddie/Lois/Ned/Katherine) '94 Katherine Bell Ashton (Ned/Katherine/Qs/Brenda/Damian/Lucy) 6/--/94 Stamina (Ned/Katherine/Eddie/Lois/Brenda) 7/--/94 Family Affairs (Ned/Katherine/Qs/Damian/Lucy) 7/--/94 Something Drastic (Ned/Brenda) S '94 "An Alternate Plan" (Ned/Brenda) 7/--/94 "Think Tropical" (Eddie/Lois) 7/--/94 Stamina, Part 2 (Ned/Katherine/Qs/Eddie/Lois) Fall '94 Investigating Katherine (Ned/Mac/Katherine) Fall '94 Fiscal Responsibility (Eddie/Lois) Fall '94 Lobster Races (Second Honeymoon) (Eddie/Lois) Fall '94 A Husband in Common (Ned/Brenda) Fall '94 "Desperate or Stupid" (Eddie/Lois) Fall '94 "Too Common for Words" (Ned/Katherine) Fall '94 "Necrophilia" (Ned/Katherine/Eddie/Lois) Fall '94 "Sexual Triathlete" (Ned/Katherine/Brenda) Fall '94 "The Lying King" (Eddie/Lois/Brenda/Ned) Fall '94 "Lady Killer" (Eddie/Lois) Fall '94 "His Moments" (Ned/Alan/Monica) Fall '94 "My So-Called Other Life" (Eddie/Lois/Brenda) Fall '94 Ned's Casting Couch (Ned/Mrs. Newkirk/Actors) Fall '94 "A Little Enthusiasm" (Ned/Katherine/Edward/Damian) Fall '94 "My Eddie Maine" (Ned/AJ/Edward/Katherine/Lois/Eddie) Fall '94 The Goods on Katherine (Ned/Mac) Fall '94 First Impressions (Lois/Eddie/Ned/Brenda) S P '94 "Happy Birthday, Mrs. Ned Ashton" (Ned/Katherine/Lois/Brenda/Cast) S '94 The Gig's Up (Ned/Qs) Fall '94 "Good-bye My Coney Island Baby" (Ned/Lois/Gloria/Carmine) '94 "A Fool's Paradise" (Ned/Brenda) Fall '94 Cubic Zirconium (Ned/Katherine) Fall '94 Katherine's Fault (Ned/Brenda) Fall '94 "Fallout" (Ned/Qs) Fall '94 "Trust Is For Fools" (Ned/Damian) S P M Brenda Turns 21 (Ned/Miguel/Mary Mae/Brenda/Sonny/Luke, etc) S P M "Back in the Saddle" (Ned/Lois) S P The Quartermaine Singalong (Ned/Lois/Quartermaines/Cerullos) S P M Ahoy Matie! (Ned/Quartermaines/Lois) S P 1995 Lois' Worst Nightmare (Ned/Lois/Idle Rich) S P 12/1/95 Stone's Funeral (Ned/Cast) S 'Spring, '96 Missing (Ned/Brenda/Lois/Qs) S P '96 The Gila Lizard Lounge (Ned/Lois) S P M Fall, '96 Mommy Dearest  (Ned/Tracy/Lois/Cast) S Fall, '96 The End of the Song (Ned/Lois/Brenda) Fall, '96 Ned Sends Tracy to the Poorhouse (Ned/Tracy) S P Fall '96 Heartbroken (Ned) S P 12/24/96 Christmas Eve, 1996 (Ned/Cast) S 9/6/97 Critical Minutes (Ned/Edward/Lila) 11/30/97 Entertaining Felons & Scum (Ned/Edward) 1/--/98 Brenda's Broke (Ned/Brenda/Robin) S 2/--/98 "Vice-President in Charge of Paper Clips" (Ned/Qs) 3/--/98 "A Cup of Luncheon Etiquette" (Ned/Jax) 3/--/98 Trouble on the Docks (Ned/Jason) 3/98 Kidnapped! (Ned/Qs/Carly/Taggert/Garcia/Bobbie) S 6/16/98 "Happy Landing" (Ned/AJ/Edward) 6/18/98 Serenity (Ned/Edward) 7/17/98 Ned's Realization (Ned/Alan) 9/16/98 The Return of the Kat (Kat/N/Q's) 9/22/98 Ned Tries to Guess Kat's Agenda (Kat/N) P 9/22/98 For Brenda (N/V) 9/23/98 "Spying on Children Now?" (Kat/N) 10/--/98 "Watch Your Shins, Ned" (Kat/N; Q's) 10/2/98 The Drug Den (N/Q's) 10/14/98 The Old Initial the Napkin Trick (N/Jax/V) 10/19/98 Hiring V for L&B (N/Jax/V) 10/22/98 The Great Dress Robbery (N/Jax/V) 10/28/98 Jax, Save Me! (N/Jax/V) 11/9/98 The Battle of Hastings (Ned/Jax/V) 11/17/98 Au Revoir! (Ned/Qs) S 11/30/98 The New Yorker (N/Jax) S 12/--/98 JAKES???? (Ned/Jax/V) S 12/--/98 Mexican Food Apology (Ned/Jax/V) 12/17/98 "I Booked a Very Nice Band" (N/V) 1/18/99 "My Fellow Board Members" (Ned/Edward/Sonny) S 1/19/99 The Turning Worm (Ned/AJ/Monica) S 1/21/99 "You're Being Replaced" (Ned/Edward) 1/21/99 Building New Empires (Ned/Jax) S 1/22/99 Heading For A Fall (Ned/AJ) 1/25/99 "Performance Anxiety" (Ned/V) S 1/27/99 "Inciting Rivalries" (Ned/Edward/AJ) S 2/5/99 "The Editorial Section" (Ned/Qs/Sonny) S 2/9/99 The Family Glue (Ned/Lila) S 2/9/99 Lila, "An Angel Sent Special Delivery" (Ned/V) 2/17/99 The Life Of The American Snail (Ned/V) S 2/23/99 Going For A Ride (Ned/Carly) S P M 2/23/99-2/24/99 "Den Mother" (Ned/Jax/Helena) S 2/26/99 Collecting Stories (Ned/Emily/Katherine/Nikolas) S 2/26/99 "Lila's Biographer" (Ned/Felicia) S 3/2/99-3/3/99 For Lila (Ned/Lila) 3/3/99 Who's the Current CEO Again? (Ned/Edward/AJ) 3/3/99 "Resistance" (Ned/Felicia) S 3/10/99 "Drunk With Power" (Ned/AJ) S 3/10/99 No Jeans?!? (Ned/V/Jake) P 3/11/99 "Proud Parents" (Ned/AJ/Carly) S P 3/12/99 "No Place For Sarcasm" (Ned/Qs) S M 3/16/99 Gambling With Alexis' Life (Ned/Jax) S P 3/18/99 "No One Way To Be In Love" (Ned/Emily) S 3/18/99 "The Crowning Irony" (Ned/V) S P M 3/22/99 "Hunkering Down" (Ned/AJ) 3/22/99 "Moving Back" (Ned/Edward/Alan/Monica/Emily) 3/23/99 "Too Much Of A Child" (Ned/AJ) 3/26/99 "Let's Rock & Roll" (Ned/V) 3/30/99 "Encore Performance" (Ned/V) 3/31/99 Working Relationship Flaw (Ned/V) 4/2/99 "Good Session" (Ned/Lila/Felicia) 4/9/99 "Jax Will Keep Alexis Safe" (Ned/V) S P M 4/13/99 "We Leave in Two Hours" (Ned/Jerry/Bobbie/V) S P M 4/13/99 The Threat (Ned/Helena/V) 4/30/99 A Welcome Interruption (Ned/Felicia/V) 5/4/99 "A United Front" (Ned/Qs) S 5/5/99 "I Need You, Too" (Ned/Jax) 5/5/99 A Game of "Deception" (Ned/Katherine) 5/11/99 Chloe & The Love Letters (Ned/Chloe/Felicia/Qs) 5/19/99 Carly and AJ Announce their Wedding Date (Ned/Qs) 5/19/99 Ned & Jax' Arrangement (Ned/Jax) S 5/20/99 "Our Little Home Theater War" (Ned/Chloe/Edward/Lila/A.J./Carly/Alan/Monica/Katherine/Sonny) S 5/29/99 Land-sea Cranes & Traveling Cobblers (Ned/Chloe/Jax) S P 7/1/99-7/2/99 A Proposal Of Convenience (Ned/Chloe) S 7/9/99 Telling Lila the Truth (Ned/Chloe/Lila) S 7/9/99 Quicksand (Ned/Chloe/Edward) S 7/19/99 The Engagement Ring (Ned/Chloe/Edward) S P 7/27/99 Jewelry Shopping (Ned/Jax) S P 7/29/99 A Friendly Reminder (Ned/Jax) S 8/18/99 "Guess Who's Home?" (Ned/Chloe/Qs/Juan) 8/26/99 "The Jax Mystique" (Ned/Chloe) S 9/2/99 "Philandering Husband" (Ned/Chloe) S 9/14/99 "In Another Lifetime" (Ned/Chloe/Juan) S P 12/2/99 The Injunction (Ned/Chloe/Gertrude/Q's) 12/30/99 Ringing In The Millenium, Q Style (Ned/Quartermaines/Juan/Gertrude) S 1/4/00 "You Must Be REALLY Desperate" (Ned/Mike/Tammy) S 1/6/00 "Juan's Audition" (Ned/Chloe/Elizabeth/Juan/Emily/Mike) 1/20/00 Drinking to AJ's Success (Ned/AJ) S 1/21/00 Hi, I'm Ned, and I Want To Marry Alexis  (Ned/Chloe/Jax) 1/25/00 Distributor Problems (Ned/Chloe) S P 2/17/00 "Your Chariot Awaits" (Ned/Chloe/Jax/Amy) 2/17/00 Minimizing the Damage (Ned/Edward/AJ) S P 2/17/00 Hiring Nikolas (Ned/Nikolas) S P 2/23/00 "The Red-Haired Witch From the North" (Ned/Jax/Chloe/Gertrude) S P 2/23/00 "All Bets Are Off" (Ned/Alan/Monica) 3/7/00 "I Need You, Ned" (Ned/Alan/Edward) S P 3/15/00 "Bad Timing" (Ned/Emily/Juan/Nikolas) S P 3/29/00 "Have A Little Faith" (Ned/Emily/Nikolas/Liz/Juan) S P 3/30/00 "Winning Is A Good Thing" (Ned/Jax/Chloe) S 4/12/00 "Strapped For Cash" (Ned/Edward/Chloe) S P 4/18/00 "Consider Yourself Warned" (Ned/Edward) S P 5/4/00 Paying Anonymously (Ned/Sonny/Emily/Juan) S P 5/16/00 "Messenger Service" (Ned/Jax) 5/31/00 "Devoted Ex-Husband" (Ned/Chloe) 6/13/00 Psychic Dreams (Ned/Chloe/Stefan) 6/14/00 Seeing Stefan's Murder (Ned/Chloe/Mac/Taggert) 6/19/00 Asking for Clues (Ned/Chloe) 6/23/00 "Go After Her" (Ned/Chloe) 6/26/00 "Dream for the Day" (Ned/Chloe) 7/6/00 Sharing the Glory (Ned/Juan) 7/26/00 "It's Your Call" (Ned/Juan/Emily) S P 8/2/00 "The Most Exasperating Female" (Ned/Chloe/Jax) S 8/3/00 "Apologize" (Ned/Jax) 8/18-21/00 The Poster (Ned/Jean/Bartender/Bass Player) 8/22/00 "A Very Revealing Experience" (Ned/Juan) 8/23/00 "I Saw Brenda" (Ned/Jax) 9/27/00 "Heart and Soul" (Ned/Juan) S 10/11/00 "Make Things Official" (Ned/Emily) S P 10/20/00 "A Loser Like Me" (Ned/Reginald/AJ) 12/1/00 "You Don't Work for L&B" (Ned/Nikolas/Gia) P 12/21/00 "The Selfish Bridegroom" (Ned/Stefan) 1/18/01 Protecting the Wrong Person (Ned/Q's/Chloe) 1/19/01 "I'm Done" (Ned/Chloe) 1/24/01 Juan Gets a Gig (Ned/Nikolas/Juan) S 1/24/01 "It's Alexis' Turn" (Ned/Chloe) S 1/26/01 "You Don't Deserve Her" (Ned/Chloe/Nikolas/Gia) 3/9/01 The Deal (Ned/Chloe) 3/21/01 Wasting Time (Ned/Emily/Alan/Monica) 6/25/01 "One Day At A Time" (Ned/Zander/Emily/Alan/Monica/AJ) 7/10/01 "Evil Conspiracy" (Ned/AJ/Skye) 7/10/01 "Accept the Gift" (Ned/Emily/Zander/Alan/Monica/Edward) 7/11/01 Good Bye, Emily (Ned/Emily/Zander/Q's) 7/23-24/01 The Depth of Ned's Paranoia (Ned/Q's/Skye) 7/24/01 Alan Learns the Truth (Ned/Alan/Zander) 7/25/01 Alan Confronts Skye (Ned/Alan/Edward/Skye) 8/8/01 The Top of Skye's Hit List (Ned/Skye/AJ/Alan/Monica) 8/16/01 Surprise Breakfast Guest (Ned/Q's/Jax/Skye) 8/17/01 Jax Plays Catch-Up (Ned/Jax/Sonny) 8/27/01 Chloe Takes A Fall (Ned/Jax/Stefan/Chloe) 9/4-5/01 The Undercover Martini Bandit (Ned/Kristina) 9/4-5/01 Chloe Is Dead (Alexis/Jax/Stefan/Mac/Taggert/Ned) 9/6/01 "It's Chloe. She's Dead. (Ned/Q's)